Porter was not pulling his weight around the house. His q-tip and chocolate eating frenzy has almost put us out of business. SOOOO, we put him to work. Not only does Porter have to scrub the toilets, he is now our official secretary. Yep, he takes messages, coordinates our schedules, but most importantly he is great with all the clients on the phone. The ONLY bad part is sometimes he calls information or “last call return” which adds to the bill…oops!