Mom was doing laundry; seriously it happened in a matter of seconds.
Mom was getting ready for the day.
Permanent marker all over his clothes, body, and (to top it off) my NEW basketball. I am so proud of my little boy!
Mom was on the computer and talking on the phone. I was watching him very closely as you can see. (Great mothering skills)
Mom was cooking dinner.
Porter!!!
ReplyDeleteWhere is your MOTHER????
You are just one quick little bugger!! (I think your really funny though... But don't tell your mother)
Oh Heather.... I'm so sorry that he's so fast! I dont think that's funny at all! (wink.. wink.. nudge... nudge.. Porter)
Heather, I love it! He is fast at getting into mischief. Just wait until you have another one. There will be even more messes.
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Heather, that is honestly how I feel EVERY single time I get on the phone! Just wait till he's the oldest and he's taller and can open all the doors...that's what Alayna does, she and Jake are a tag team...Oh, the joys!
ReplyDeleteHey, we can't be everywhere at once! It's a good thing God knows we love them, that's why he sent them to us. He's getting big!
ReplyDeleteThat is classic! I have stopped buying nice lotions, my kids just use it as lubricant to slip down the stairs! What a great kid!
ReplyDeleteThe best part is that he has an "I'm sorry" face. Love it.
ReplyDeleteI couldn't punish that kid even if you paid me...what a cutie!
ReplyDeleteFunny pictures! Those are going to be so fun to look back on! :)
And HELLO??!!! Welcome back! I've been wondering about you!? How are you???
I love it. There quick cute little stinkers. Best pics you will ever take though. He is so cute!!!!
ReplyDeleteYeah, he definitely gets his speed from his mom. Hilarious. How do they do these things so fast?!?
ReplyDeleteSo freaking cute.
YEAH for an update...FINALLY!!
ReplyDeleteAnd this seriously cracked me up because Porter seems to be worse on his own than my boys are together...maybe they can't be friends anymore because I couldn't handle double the messes! However, I do have to say...Way to go Porter! Your mischevious skills are very impressive...or else, maybe we really should be asking ourselves..."Where is your Mother?"
P.S. Sorry about your new basketball...I know that is a prized possesion.
He is just very curious and too quick for you..I have one like that. You got to love them. Enjoy it! (I know, easier said than done)
ReplyDeleteI am just so glad that you took pictures... what a cute kid! It is so great to be a mom- but they have some kind of sonar that let's them know mom's busy- anything involving a phone or computer:)
ReplyDeleteHA HA HA! You crack me up. Sorry about all the mischief, but hey he will be little for just a short while..then it is on to other stuff. Funny post and great photos. Porter you are so darling!!
ReplyDeleteIf you want to feel better about yourself read my 2 most recent posts.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Oh Heather, you have no idea how happy I am to see I'm not the only one in this boat. Did you see that I posted about Ollie putting Desitin in my carpet?!
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